When your stomach is about to turn over and reveal how incompetent you really are...

"And now she shall discuss the IRS' use of the P/E ratio..."

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.  

At yoga class...

"Everybody now close their eyes and breathe..."



If everybody is closing their eyes and relaxing, WHO will be on alert for zombies?!  THIS is how all atrocities start, what is wrong with you people?!

To all the boys I thought I loved before...

Looking at myself in the mirror wearing my skinny dress...

CAN'T TOUCH THIS~

At my one salsa class...

"Salsa is about being free and open, and meeting people.  I mean, everyone likes going to new places, shaking what you got, and meeting new people right? That's what salsa is about."

"No, I really just want to sit at home drinking wine, watching television with people I already know while we talk about how we hate everybody else."

At my second ballet class...

"Drop your shoulders, stretch your stomach, and push your chest down!"

I'm not pushing my chest up, I'm just wearing an awesome sports bra!