When your stomach is about to turn over and reveal how incompetent you really are...

"And now she shall discuss the IRS' use of the P/E ratio..."

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.  

At yoga class...

"Everybody now close their eyes and breathe..."



If everybody is closing their eyes and relaxing, WHO will be on alert for zombies?!  THIS is how all atrocities start, what is wrong with you people?!

To all the boys I thought I loved before...

Looking at myself in the mirror wearing my skinny dress...

CAN'T TOUCH THIS~